Undertownrules

Rule #01 - Respect the Crown, respect the Bold, respect Mod Authoritah.
Rule #02 - Everything is Themostocles’ fault.
Rule #02a - Except for spelling errors. Those are Landing’s fault.
Rule #03 - Mystic is not allowed to use Rule #2.
Rule #03a - Mystic is allowed to use Rule #02 when something is totally FUBAR.
Rule #04 - Every other Thursday is nekkid night!
Rule #04.2 - Always say you’re sorry. No way in hell it makes you look weak if you use it right. It's the one area where Gibbs needs a big slap!
Rule #06 - There will be no Rule #06!
Rule #07 - All men look awesome in kilts.
Rule #007 - No one is allowed to ruin spy chick fantasies.
Rule #09 - Always carry a knife.
Rule #10 - You must announce your departure and wait at least ten seconds for people to say goodbye to you before exiting.
Rule #12 - Any name longer than 6 letters will be shortened by the Queen.
Rule #13 - Bookie is not allowed to obsess over delineating the rules.
Rule #14 - Thou shalt not take advantage of The BLOO.
Rule #14a - The number of the rules may change as you can not expect sleep-deprived moderators to remember the numbers of the rules.
Rule #23 - BLOO shall wear her pretty black dress at least once a month for anything she wants to.
Rule #24 - Aine is the center of the universe; as such, all things are on California time.
Rule #25 -Thou shalt not feel it necessary to correct thy typos.
Rule #25a - However, we will mock your typos if they are funny.
Rule #27 - Mystic doesn’t mod on drinking nights.
Rule #32- 24 highly-trained ninjas are no match for one man.
Rule #36 - All male consorts are required to wear nothing but kilts and sexy boots.
Rule #37 - All female consorts are required to wear a tuxedo shirt, boy shorts, and sexy boots.
Rule #38 - The Lord Marshall is required to wear a spear and magic helmet when acting in an official capacity.
Rule #38a - Said Lord Marshall shall self-determine Nudidity in regards to the magic spear and helmet, taking into account the barometric pressure, last known intake, and how much she had to drink the night before.
Rule #39 - No looking behind the curtain.
Rule #41 - Alternate Tuesdays and Thursdays shall be Film Night!
Rule #42 - The answer to your unanswerable questions is 42.
Rule #46 - Only fresh prostitutes for KnightDisciple.
Rule #51 - The Undertown thread must be bumped once daily, regardless of the content of said bump.
Rule #54 - you shall not haiku_while you are in Undertown_or you will be smote.
Rule #61 - BLOO is not allowed to shave her eyebrows.
Rule #63 & 3/4s - 3/4ths of the time Fox is awesome, and 1/4th of the time he is fantastic Addendum- the same goes for Cheese.
Rule #71 - Aine must provide a detailed itinerary when she is on vacation.
Rule #74 - Expect to see everything.
Rule #78 - Explicit chat needs to be taken to a private room.
Rule #80 - Clothes from the 80's are always in style.
Rule # 80.5 - Duran Duran will always be cool.
Rule #85 - All official vehicles must have a mascot.
Rule #88 - Thou shalt not discuss hairy stripper legs.
Rule #92 - Thou shalt not correct the Queen's grammar, unless thou art desiring a smote-down.
Rule #99 - All sidekicks will be identified by number.
Rule #451 - All rules are subject to flammability testing. Addendum - tensile strength should be tested.
Rule #665 - Absolutely no cannibalism in the chat room. Unless you're a large talking carnivorous plant from outer space.
Rule #MP5 - It's ok to giggle over weaponry.